Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023
Get the Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunchmug. Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."
by ten nine? June 10, 2020
Get the Lunching Offmug. Lunch Lady
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
noun
A Lunch Lady is a baby mom who constantly stirs up drama and refuses to move on from her baby daddy. The term Lunch Lady describes someone loud, bitter, and messy—always inserting herself into his life and new relationships, serving unwanted drama like a cafeteria worker serving cold leftovers.
His baby mom is such a Lunch Lady — always causing problems and acting like she still runs the show.”
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
She just is serving lunch lady drama she's stuck at lunch lady drama
by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025
Get the Lunch ladymug. Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.
by Ristafarian January 24, 2021
Get the nocturnal lunchmug. 
A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.
The poor man's Girl Dinner.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.
The poor man's Girl Dinner.
"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"
Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.
Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.
by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024
Get the Teacher Lunchmug. A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
Get the Toddler Lunchmug.