Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...
1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
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A people that claim to stand up for America by slandering and bashing President George W. Bush, backing up foreign powers who don't agree with stopping terrorism and dictatorous regimes, attacking anyone who voted for Bush and voted YES on the Same-Sex Marriage Amendment, and judging people for not liking abortion.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.
In addition, some of them are strong advocates for gun control, are devout in their anti-war standings, and quite a few don't even care about our troops.
The lame-o-crats need to realize that they have the right to bitch about and bash all right-wingers because our boys and our girls are over there fighting the terrorists and other Muslim fanatics so they can have that right to bitch and bash!
by Republican Warrior February 17, 2005
Get the Liberals mug.One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
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A bunch of youtubers who wanted to differentiate from the terms "SJWs" and "Alt-right".
A bunch of youtubers who wanted to differentiate from the terms "SJWs" and "Alt-right".
Look at those Liberalist Justice Warriors (LJWs) they are not that different from the Social Justice Warriors (SJWs)
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