A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
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by time without the e December 31, 2007
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Get the Chickie Killer mug.Person 1: OMG, YOU STEPPED ON MY KIT KAT!!!!
Person 2: KIT-KAT KILLER!!!!!!! I HATE YOU.
Kit kat killer: Oh, sorry guys.
Person 1: GO DIE IN A HOLE KIT-KAT KILLER!
Kit-Kat killer is now hated for the rest of their time on earth.
Person 2: KIT-KAT KILLER!!!!!!! I HATE YOU.
Kit kat killer: Oh, sorry guys.
Person 1: GO DIE IN A HOLE KIT-KAT KILLER!
Kit-Kat killer is now hated for the rest of their time on earth.
by Taco lover24 November 25, 2011
Get the Kit-Kat Killer! mug.An unusually large and often upgraded turbocharger found on diesel trucks, 8 second drag cars, and such. The name stmes from the fact that if a small child were to walk by while the turbo was spooled up, in theory the kid would be sucked in and run through the engine.
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