the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)

You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.

by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023

big Juan

Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .

Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan

by Papi124 May 7, 2024

The Juan Percent

Rich Latino people

Look at that Latino guy driving a Mercedes. He must be part of the Juan Percent.

by User8 October 19, 2024

Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.

I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans

by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025

San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .

Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest

by Produce bob October 18, 2025

Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins

Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me

by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025