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Joey

Also known as 'Uluru' due to his dark beige skin tone, Joey is a human (not a kangaroo, though he may be mistaken for one) who has as many brain cells as words on this page. Some of his annoying habits include using a Gen Z accent when around a particular individual called Harry
"hI uLuRU."-Harry
"hEllO HaRRy"-Joey
by HammyShoe July 13, 2024
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Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.
by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024
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Joey Smalls

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024
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Joey

Something to roll a joint on. Used in the UK mainly west midlands and Shropshire. Can be anything from a bent Pokémon card to a RAWS pack.
Hey pass me a joey, need to roll a spliff
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
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Joey sux

Joey is a lame kid who thinks there shit but ain't listens to K-pop and wears three layers and long bangs, is a faggot.
Me: Joey sux.
Other person: What?
Me: JOEY SUX!
by Captaincrunch'sED March 22, 2023
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Joey

The most beautiful, kindhearted soul you will ever meet. He will break your heart.
Joey, you dummy head.
by oatmealshaquille March 31, 2023
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