Biodigital Jizz

It's when you find some really amazing porn and shoot loads all over your computer keyboard.

David saw dick girls on his computer monitor and biodigital jizzed all over his keyboard.

by Mr. Pushup January 10, 2012

[jizz]

The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.

"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

Jizzack up in da Biotch

a common reference to Jack in the Box especially after smoking some dank!

damn nigga i gots da ma f*ckin munchies! we needs ta hit up Jizzack up in da Biotch fa sho!

by j dizz August 3, 2006

jizz

found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.

doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz

by Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds March 5, 2009

jizz receptacle

Any male whom you suspect is gay, even if he really isn't and is simply acting gay.

"Ronaldo always comes back from the mens room with a shit-eating smile on his face, followed by lots of other guys all at the same time. I think he's a jizz receptacle.

by Al dente 1973 February 29, 2008

Jizz Quiz

A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.

1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!

by Atlatl September 14, 2006