Jess

The woman of your dreams. Her smile Peirce's the heavens and her eyes beem through your soul. When you meet her You know she's the one and you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

Guy one: have you seen Jess?
Guy two: who hasn't!

by Mugmanthebowl December 21, 2021

Jess

absolute fuckin legend

That Jess is a fkn legend

by bigdardddyyycinqqqq November 22, 2021

Jesse

I boy with a woman's name.

Also known as a bundle of sticks (see definition for faggot)
Fruity roommate

Hey, when are we going to kick that faggot Jesse out of the group? He's a big, tangy, fruit cake

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jess

The best person you will EVER meet she makes me scream in joy and i will forever love her she is the sweetest most kindest person of all time shes so cute and adorable and funny ilysm jess and forever will<33333

Jess>>>>>>everybody else is confirmed

by Luminevfx(jesses soulmate) January 23, 2022

Jesse Grazewski

Short for "xD"

This is a really good meme Jesse Grazewski

by 1101FuckOff December 16, 2016

Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

Jesse

Kid who sits in a tree for three hours while playing hide and go seek and doesn’t come down until you find him at 8:00 o’clock at night. Owl boy

“Where’s Jesse?”
“Oh, he’s hiding in a tree somewhere.”

by Datguyder November 20, 2023