Definitions by faxxnoprinter

Jess 

Jess is the coolest dude in town. If you ever say something mean, Jess will probably track you down. And use INTJ magic to make you feel bad things. I’ll laugh along yo your insults, but I’ll slap you later.

Why is Jess such a cool person? Said with gun pressed to head

Jess by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022

Javier 

Javier is such a good guy. He’s also a loser who sends troll faces unironically. He’s a nice person who is absolutely selfless and doesn’t know it. He has a heart of gold and the voice of mickey mouse.

Why is Javier so awesome? It’s a state secret

Javier by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022

Javier Miranda 

A lame friend who says “ur mother” and sends troll faces unironically

He said “L” again? He’s being such a Javier Miranda

Javier Miranda by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022