Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

by am138 September 11, 2009

Jesireth

A beautiful, caring, and amazing girl from Venezuela. Very into her faith and loves life. Is the total package when it comes to a girlfriend and you are considered one of the luckiest guys in the world if you are in a relationship with her!

No girlfriend in the world can compete with Jesireth.

by Trizzy4 August 25, 2011

jesus porras

Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him

jesus porras

by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011

jesse helms

Dried white dog shit you can't wipe off your shoe.

Republican crypto fascist Cuba Tobacco dog shit Jesse helms

by docktor kok May 15, 2016

Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings, but who has renounced the religion built around Him as disparate and hypocritical.

A Christian bases their paradoxical belief system on a Bible that contradicts itself, while a Jesusist's belief system is based solely on the words and deeds of the New Testament Christ.

by Vantonia January 9, 2017

Jessica

A kind soul which will help in any situation and is full on caring to everyone around her even people she does not know. She tries her best in what ever she does and is a smart kind lady which will take part in anything she does. If you find to have a Jessica in your life keep it because one day she will have your back not necessarily tomorrow but one day.

“Thank you for always being there and you Jessica are the best.”

“That’s what friends are for Lucy.”

by PandaPrincess18 July 26, 2018