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Jizz Hockey by Nigga Central October 5, 2023
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When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
jizz jealous by Watchinfool October 5, 2023
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jizz waffle by Jizz Waffle November 16, 2023
Jizz Boy Syndrome
Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.
Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.
As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.
Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.
As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.
Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
Jizz Boy Syndrome by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
Jizz Bunny
Your special girl, no matter if you’re in an open relationship or like to occasionally sleep with someone else. You always come back to your special girl for the best sex and like to cum in her.
Jizz Bunny by Muckyfingers82 January 15, 2024