old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoons

It can be either cuddling, or as british people would call the weatherspoons

'Who fancies a cheeky spoons'

by haveacheekyspoons July 29, 2017

Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025

Peanut Butter Spoon

The spoon you use spoon to shovel the shit out of a girls anal cavity and into her vagina.

Johnny don’t use that spoon!!! That’s a peanut butter spoon!

Johnny: good

by Mexican Lawn Mower September 19, 2020

german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018