dog humping

When an individual fornicates with another individual who is very unattractive.

"My roommate was dog humping this fatty last night because she followed him home on her bicycle."

by DJ B Mac August 9, 2006

humpies

A humble way for talking about sex.

Wanna make humpies??

by Walter B. March 30, 2006

humping

a thing a guy does when he shoves his dick up a girls pussy while having sex

he came home one day and we lied down on the bed and he humped me and had sex with me until he was sure I have had enough. here is how it is done:
a guy and a girl both pull down there pants and the guy repeatedly shoves his dick up the girl's pussy and it is called humping

by wildrose71 July 17, 2010

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

wet humping

Similar to dry humping, wet humping occurs when two partners engage in grinding without insertion in the shower, hence WET humping. The penis may turn red the next day if wet humping persists for more than 15 minutes.

My dick hurts from all of that wet humping last night.

by DEEZ April 5, 2004

Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

by Wunkman April 6, 2010