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The International House 

Another name for the International House of Pancakes. It's a way to spruce up a night that ends up up alone, drunk and in need of grease and carbs.
Friend: "So what happened to you after the bars closed? You were wasted. Did you go to that one girl's place?"
You: "It wasn't worth it. Her roommates put on the block. Went over to the International House instead"
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Chinese Green House 

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.
Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

Chinese Bath-house 

a house full of horny gay nudist's. usually involving at least 10 or 11 people.
Dave: Man, my apartment complex just turned into a Chinese bath-house.

Homosexual male: Hey, wanna come to my Chinese bath-house? its gonna be a riot!

Chuck: my room-mate just turned our dorm into a Chinese bath-house
Chinese Bath-house by KaSplosion November 26, 2011

patrick and seans house

Otherwise known as PSH. It is probably the best place in the world. It is where brain cells come to die.
Lets go to patrick and seans house tonight, i am keen for a f@cking jol.

Texas Cake House 

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

Jolene's House 

A cocktail containing some sort of sweetened iced tea, and Coconut rum.
I went to Jolene's House, and all she had to drink was iced tea and Malibu.
Jolene's House by Lockout January 7, 2018

Tallahassee Waffle House

When you take a frozen waffle, roll it around a stick of butter, and heat up syrup to use as lube, then go to town on that pussy. (Eating the waffle is optional, come adds flavor)
Person 1: “Hey have you tried waffle housing yet?”
Person 2: “Hell yeah, she loves the Tallahassee Waffle House!!! We are goin for round two tonight man.”
Tallahassee Waffle House by WH262 February 27, 2018