Getting Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and you know that you did something wrong if this is presented to you in any way shape or form.

Hey remember that soldier that PCS’s last year?…Yeah he ended up getting hooked!

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

Sandy Hook

The name that strikes fear into our hearts.
The Man behind this slaughtered kindergarteners.
The true hero for school shooters
The rizzler...

We bouta recreate sandy hook!

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ October 23, 2023

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant June 7, 2018

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 21, 2022