half-hearted jab

non commited fingering of the anus.

"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 19, 2009

Half Day King

A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.

Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.

by YourMate84 March 25, 2010

Half A Gadgie

Geordie Slang for a woman who looks like a man.

"fuck off ya half a gadgie" or "seen horr o'er there, she looks like a reet half a gadgie"

by Honeywolf October 23, 2011

half calfs

socks that climb halfway up ones calf, often worn with basketball shoes and usually colored black, mainly worn by basketball players or lacross players and genarly popular people.

"hey that new kid on the b-ball team is rockin them half calfs."

by garret perry December 3, 2011

Half-Way Rule

When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.

"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule

by AgentPtheBA April 2, 2013

half-homo

The act of being attracted to the same sex and the opposite.

Erica: Did we make out last night?
Marissa: Yes. But we were drunk totally "no homo".
Erica: Actually we are half-homo.

by halfhomogirl July 20, 2012