Grandad

When you fuck him with a strap on and he yells his grandads name.

I dumped him cus he did the grandad.

by Jimby Bobbinson May 3, 2018

grande run

v. To make a run to Taco Bell for a grande combo, the best thing ever.

Dude, I got the munchies. Let's make a grande run.

by rodeo September 26, 2005

Garandad

The ultimate of old men.
One of which will consume tobacco through a pipe whilst overlooking Tesco.

A garandad may also be an old person who is on the thrive

oi check that garandad, he wants to thrive

by thriver April 5, 2009

glandasm

The feeling your mouthtongue gets when you eat well on the exotic promises of salt and vinegar chips against the gross wall of disgust located in the back of your ass-mouth and makes your tonsils spit the rancid spit-semon into your face-throat

KCLinda hasnt had a glandasm in years.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011

Grand Milf Tarkin

The attractive mother of a Star Wars fanboy.

Mate, did you see Kevin's mum at the cinema when we went to see Star Wars, she's a total Grand Milf Tarkin

by Acl_328 April 30, 2016

Grand Central

British train company owned by Arriva. Operates London-Sunderland and London-Bradford

Did you see what Virgin were charging? It was half the price with Grand Central!

by CSD123 July 31, 2016