Geardo

Someone who has a large collection and extensive knowledge of gear.

You spent half of your paycheck on that? Man. Your such a Geardo.

by The Geardo November 13, 2009

re-fucking-gardless

That means No Matter-Fucking-What.

*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...

by Whore to the Hey! May 23, 2007

garden boy

some one who colects seeds and catorgarises them in to specific groups

my friend larry is a garden boy

by jacobshibby May 17, 2006

Garden hose

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

uphill gardener

a human male who partakes in gardening in furrows he shouldn't be according to mother nature.

burrow is an uphill gardener
shut up, you uphill gardener

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Gardening

Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.

Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!

by gardening September 17, 2017