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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.
Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.
by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022
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A gentleman’s grip

When a female places her mouth upon a male anus and the woman uses her tongue and lips to pleasure the male by way of anal oral sex, the male is receiving a gentleman’s grip.
I mounted the virgin, she proceeded to partake in a gentleman’s grip. All the joy in the world does not compare to the pleasure I felt from such a proper act of love and affection.
by Party McGraw March 14, 2023
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in a grip

A phrase used in the 90's by upper mid-west wannabe surfer/sk8r dudes.

1. In a long time
Man I haven't had Davanni's pizza in a grip!
by Buck Tonkawood March 29, 2023
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Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster
by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023
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