Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

by Roberto flange January 27, 2015

frenched

When you go to France and a local makes you purchase something you don’t need or something that’s unnecessarily overpriced.

India got frenched to buy overpriced Rafale rockets from France when their prime minister made a visit.

Japan frenched India to buy a bullet train from them.

You are being frenched when someone makes you buy things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't like.

by TheTimeTraveller February 23, 2020

French Exit

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.

Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible

by aric endre April 21, 2019

french army

The French Army is "The Army of Suck": This army has been dug out of numerous conflicts and wars.

The French Army tanks have 6 gears, 1 forward, 5 reverse.

by pete2 November 13, 2005

Frenching

When a man with a bulbous penis head retracts from inside a female vagina causing the uterus to prolapse.

Person 1: Is Charlie coming to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah she got a good frenching and is out of action.
Person 1: Well shit.
Person 2: Schnappi.

by ThereIsMoreThanMeetsThe Eye June 6, 2018

French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011

french kissing

sticking your tounge in your partners mouth and moving it around

whlie me and tyrel wher makin out we decided to frenchkiss

by Anonymous November 9, 2003