fwenching 

Violently edging until your heart rate is so high you fall asleep.

I was fwenching last night and I thought I died!

fwenching by Australian DJ's April 10, 2024

the fencing emoji 🤺 

supergoop every single day

____ 🤺 ____ I SAY 🤺 (if you cant tell, that is the fencing emoji 🤺 btw)

the fencing emoji 🤺 by bubbles December 12, 2020

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.

Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

Felching For Duckbutter by FupaGunt August 7, 2011

2 for flinching 

2 for flinching - A game where where you make someone flinch and if they do you get to punch them twice, however if you make contact while trying to make them flinch they get to punch you four times.

(makes them flinch) dats 2 for flinching man (proceeds to punch them twice)

2 for flinching by BigBaly February 28, 2019