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Fallout Food

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.
I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!
by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023
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Shitwhole Foods

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.
"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."
by kemibe January 15, 2018
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Food blackout

A state of mind where a person is completely unaware of his or her surrounding, because he or she is too busy eating something insanely delicious.
When waking up from food blackout, you will often realize that you have been eating like a complete pig for several minutes, but despite of having dusins of people starring at you with disgusted looks, you are mostly just sad that a large ammount of the food you were eating is now gone.
Person A: "Dude, you´re like half way through your meal, and I havent even gotten my food yet!"
Person B: "OM NOM NOM!"
Person A: "DUDE!!!"
Person B: "What!?! Oh, Sorry I had food blackout."
by bIMON November 16, 2011
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food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.
She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.
by schmole30 December 19, 2017
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Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.
guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?
by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020
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comfort food

n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw
Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006
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Rabbit Food

An excuse used by white trash when refusing to eat their vegetables. Generally quoted by people with an IQ lower than 100, and an unrefined palate.
What do you mean do I want to add side salad? I don't eat rabbit food.
by moosir2u December 29, 2013
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