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Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.
“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person
by Aew December 16, 2019
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deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.
by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019
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aaron farmer

by rebel00001 January 10, 2020
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The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth
by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020
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sheep farmer

I'm such a Jordan

basically a sheep farmer
by alvpuracomedia January 22, 2020
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American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed
me and my wife went American farming last night
by Thanos101 February 18, 2020
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cherry farmer

A person who exclusively goes after having sex with virgins.
Did you see those 3 girls leave your roommates room last night? He's such a cherry farmer.
by A Reem of Shit May 3, 2020
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