Failportunity

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

by Brownwater March 2, 2009

faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

Failingest

An extension of the world fail so strong that it can only be used to describe horrible nintendo peripherals

Nintendo's make the Most Failingest peripherals. Wow, the Power Pad really sucks ass

by Duke Lombardi July 10, 2009

failbrat

A fangirl who keeps trying to make herself look good but her arguments come up short.

That girl is such a failbrat. She give the only good reason for like the Jonas Brothers is that they are "HAWT"

by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

failow

To follow (for example, on Twitter) someone you disdain in order to witness their contemptible behavior.

I used to failow Jesse James before he shut down his Twitter account.

by red lami April 4, 2010