Earthing

Putting your pussy on some rocks.

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.

by ArizonaDaddy January 15, 2022

earth

A planet near Venus.where we live.

SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022

earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

by boardgamebender January 26, 2022

Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture

John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi

by zbdeal February 15, 2022

earthbrown

the act of playing Earthbond while using the bathroom

Beta: Dude you're late to your moms funeral! Where are you? Alpha: Im earthbrowning

by Bechs 24/7 February 15, 2022

earball

a bunch of human ears somehow compressed into a ball.

i took a bunch of ears and crushed them into an earball.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker March 3, 2022

Earanal

The official medical term for ear sex.

Yo that earanal was lit.

by Portulacaria March 24, 2022