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einkle

i broke my einkle, said mikey
by yodaddd June 29, 2007
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Eileenthology

Pronounced: Aye-lean-th-oh-low-gee.

The belief in whatever the heck you want to believe in.

Meaning that you can combine (yes, COMBINE) various religions and possibly even make up your own.

Religions may clash and contradict each other so choose wisely.

Eileenthology was created specifically to rub it in my sister's face stating that I can believe in whatever I want to believe in even if they clash.

I've figured out a way to balance all three (those stated below). Woo hoo!
Religious view: Catholic - Christian - Buddhist

AKA Eileenthology

I am 33.3% Catholic, 33.3% Christian AND 33.3% Buddhist.

HOLLAAAAAAA!
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Eiffel Tower

a sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof.
Chad and Bob pulled off the Eiffel Tower with Beckie, while Trey, the unfortunate soul, took the picture.
by Curtis Atkinson January 28, 2008
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Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.
Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized
by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005
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Eileen

She's a wonderful human being. She's always there when u need her and will always stand up for you. She's honest and an advice giver. She's not skinny nor fat and has a big butt and boobs. Love you Eileen
Me: Oof there comes my best friend Eileen
Friend: Yupp
by sugamin9901 April 7, 2018
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#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.
(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"
by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006
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the purple eight ball tornado royale

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).
"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"
by ball smasher April 9, 2009
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