donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit July 20, 2008

Donkey Punched

Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back.

Julia: "Damn what a headache I've got, must have gotten Donkey Punched!"

by Mike420IM November 1, 2008

Donkey Punch

when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.

Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing!

by Chipnuts February 19, 2009

Donkey Bomb

Cheap version of the more popular car bomb that utilizes a more rudimentary mode of transportation. A poor unsuspecting donkey.

The donkey bomb took out 7 square blocks.

by Ty L August 27, 2005

Swamp Donkey'd

To be "swamp donkey'd" is to: gaze upon a photo of a supposed "girl", only to be shocked, and appolled to find out it is a swamp donkey...and you are now blind.

see whitney leonard-Queen of the Swamp Donkeys

AWWWW MAN, were you just swamp donkey'd?

by Barrie Colts November 9, 2006

Donkey punch

A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.

A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.

by Johnathan Jones October 24, 2007

Donkey Style

1. Synonym for Doggy Style, when a man enters a woman while she is on all fours. The man can clearly differentiate Donkey Style from Doggy Style for his woman by releasing a loud "HEEE HAWW" when he comes.

2. Synonym for High School Sex, anal sex, taking it in the poop schute, etc. Donkey Style - Ass Style - Burro Style - they're all the same.

1. He bent her over and gave it to her Donkey Style!

2. Shawn: "Hey baby, you know I love you, won't you let me just stick it in once"

Samwise (blushing): "Shawn, We are only in high school, you know the rules."

Shawn: "I know, I'll do you Donkey Style, now spread your butt"

by Loose Goose August 26, 2005