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cunt in the murray

verb: to smack a cheeky chap in the chops; to offer a good swedge to the chin in retaliation to an affront.
John: Fuck me that skirt makes your arse look big

Janet: Right you're in for a cunt in the murray.
by Y-Bob August 4, 2007
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salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.
That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.
by Waddles September 18, 2008
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kick in the cunt

to knee a chick hard in her cunt. Usually she deserves it for trying to knee a guy. Hurts doesn't it?
The chick was a total bitch, so she deserved a kick in the cunt.
by Sketcher November 6, 2007
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cuntstack

A cunt to the power of ten. When the word cunt alone absolutely won't cut it, cuntstack is a level up.
You're a fucking cuntstack.
by fizzypixels January 9, 2008
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cunt storm

A girl who squirts so intensely during intercourse, the word "storm" must used to describe it. Often accompanied by loud queefs or farts which represent thunder.
P1. Hey man how did it go with that girl last night?

P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress
by bitgod August 15, 2009
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Cunt Roll-out

-noun.
1.The thin layer of beaver lining that magically appears while reversing out of a tight pussy. This phenomenon is only visible while long stroking in the doggy-style or reverse cowgirl position.

2.A tight little beaver that develops a vacuum and shows it's inner lining repeatedly during a thorough plowing.
She must have had atleast 2" of cunt roll-out while I was banging her from behind! The pussy was hella tight!
by Wellseasoned March 19, 2010
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cunt move

When a girl pulls a dick move. Any action by a female to another friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.
When my former best friend and roommate Stephanie decided to move out without telling me, leaving me to pay all of the rent the day it was due... that was a cunt move.
by chaos2112 July 26, 2013
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