crushalis

A chrysalis which crushes it AS it is becoming a butterfly. Crushalis!

Benedict turned out to be a real crushalis with that new cucumber batch!

by wordmakerslut March 21, 2022

crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022

Crush

Crushing happens when you're completely engrossed by something, to the point where it becomes all-consuming and disrupts your day-to-day functioning.

I have a crush on you

by Milchpackung September 6, 2022

crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

by PhatPig January 30, 2023

Crush culture

A societal need to be in a romantic relationship

*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you

Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out

Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend

Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009