Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005

Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!

My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!

by Noel James July 17, 2007

cruci

An idiot Bristishman who enjoys drinking tea and shitting in public restrooms.

Cruci tried to rape me, but I gave him tea instead.

by Migillis May 2, 2004

chunchkin

the vagina of a munchkin, or midget person.

Dana had a really tight chunchkin

by The Mer December 2, 2005

Clunch

The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.

Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch

by Wodzilla85 October 6, 2016