crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

by Chaos December 26, 2003

Caprasphyxintracoitus

A fetish involving the act of auto-asphyxiation whilst observing the intercourse between two farm animals; particularly sheep, yaks, rams, or goats.

Chuck: Dude, what in the hell are you doing with those goats?
Dale: Oh I'm just getting my daily fix.

Chuck: Wait, are you practicing caprasphyxintracoitus?

Dale: Why yes, I do this every day!
Chuck: Mind if I watch?
Dale: Sure, just stand over there.

by Sirhcmitednodnarb December 20, 2010

Crap-etry

A combination of the words crap and gadgetry. Crap-etry. Used to describe a series of various useless devices and/or other assorted things.

That store was filled with assorted crap-etry.

I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.

We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.

I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.

by brain damage 420 July 5, 2011

cRAP

A rap song or artist that has no talent, but seems to be popular anyway for some unknown reason. It also tends to have the effect of making you lose some or all hope in humanity.

John: Listen to this new Pitbull song yo!

Listener: This song is cRAP man, why is it so popular?

by Weirdalguy July 8, 2011

Crap basket *oofties*

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun

*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT

by Taylor Forbes August 25, 2016

crap on toast

It,s related to the what u can,t believe oh what u gotta shock about it

Crap on toast
Did we miss the meeting?!

by Dr Defender August 10, 2017