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Campus Crush

Someone who attracts a lot of people. If female guys often crush on her and her friends always ask her out. Vis Versa for boys. Usually extroverted, Kind, attractive, 50/50 chance of them being mixed. The best significant other a guy or girl could ask for. If one of these gains a crush on you consider yourself the luckiest person on earth.
Gina: OMG SAM IS COMJNG
Joe: what do you even see in him? Doesn't ever girl like him?
Gina: He's sweet, friendly, funny and cute. He's a campus crush.
by RayDoesnotLikeUsers November 4, 2021
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comBUST

to BUST your pantaloons on your buffoon-self
I just comBUSTed in the twin towers and accidentally caused 9/11
by Hadhex November 15, 2022
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big boy on campus

Used to refer to a male in a positive way; they are not literally on campus, but are in your proximity
“That’s a Big Boy on Campus if I’ve ever seen one”
by Big Boy on Campus November 20, 2017
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ok computer

Best defined as what it isn't:

The Bends part 2.

Which is a shame.
Some parts of it are OK, but OK computer isn't even on the same level as The Bends. This album signaled the end of Radiohead as a truely great band, and the start of their decent into random, irrelevent, pretentious, student pleasing rubbish.

Please, please, give yourselves a slap and write another classic.
by Robbie Fowler November 16, 2006
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campus

A vulger slang term for the female sex organ.
We don't talk about the "campus" around boys Ortega. It's not something sisters do.
by Brock Heron November 2, 2007
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Computer science

A bullshit field of study which will cancel any plans you have made (or will make) in order to sit there and go over error messages over and over again. And when you finally do manage to get your code to compile, you're already half-dead from lack of sleep, your face is oily asf from all that caffeine and sweets that you've been eating because lack of sleep is giving you pregnancy cravings, and your back hurts like a mf from sitting on your ass all day and night. Getting your code to compile is only half the battle. You also have to make sure your assignments get past your instructor's plagiarism check which is stupid because none of the TA's actually go through and look at the code by hand; it's done with software. Don't major in CS folks. Do something that will reward you in life!
"I used to be a computer science major until I lost my gains, got acne after it was gone for years, and missed a lot of events that I coulda gone to, but didn't cuz I was reading over my code. And when I did go to those events, I still got points deducted even though I studied the material on my phone during the bus and rail rides. I'm in chemistry now. I couldn't be happier (and am also in the best shape of my life!)!"

"I quit CS. Best thing I've ever done."
by CandyRamen October 12, 2018
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