Ass Chimes

WHEN HAVING SEX THIS IS THE ECHO OF THE PERSON YOUR FUCKING AND YOURSELF SLAPPING THERE BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WITH YOUR CROTCH

EX. Yo when i fucked Jamie last night my neighbor said he heard the ass chimes

by Dan Relanger April 23, 2009

CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)

Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.

"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"

"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."

by LionsDen8 January 10, 2014

Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006