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chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.
I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!
by cest malade January 17, 2009
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Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub

Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub is an amazing and beautiful sheep in-bred in the battery pink sheep farm and from then on dyed blue, pulled out of the baby section and then Travis named him Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub. Chairquoisses now hangs above all other sheep in a godlike fashion, we love Chairquoisses. PS : Life Tumor may have made Chairquoisses red but we don't talk about that..
I worship Chairquoisses Merienne Jantoub, what an amazing sheep.
by MeowmereTheCat June 10, 2022
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Chairology

I’m am a proud believer of Chairology
by Chairology Preacher June 22, 2022
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Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.
All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!
by EDPathway October 7, 2013
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Chai Pivit

loosely translated as "want tea ?". However, this phrase is a multifaceted phrase which if used appropriately, can be used in many different scenarios; namely as a chat up line (to offer chai) or to dismiss a situation (to have suffered a chai pivit moment).

Like many arts, utilising the correct chai pivit phrase in different situations takes time, patience and perseverance.
Example 1 - chat up line

Man - Masi, Chai piVit ?
Masi - no thank you, my husband fed me chai this morning. Another time perhaps.

Example 2 - dismissing a situation.
(moments after example 1)

Mans best friend : Dude, did that line work on masi ?
Man : just let it go man, it was a proper chai pivit moment, I much rather not think about it.
by Abu B Sal October 2, 2009
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