Caleb

They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.

Dont be a mini caleb kids

by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018

Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...

Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO

by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019

Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.

"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

by TheTypoPoopcicle June 23, 2016

celebite

The word celebite means a person who promises to GOD, "no sex".

For exmaple some who kills someone and then he makes a promise to "no sex" then for then he "no sex".

by Markesha February 4, 2005

Celerate

Expression used for the term "Celebrate".

"Is your birthday Tuesday nigga?"

"Hell yea nigga come celerate that shit with me at the club Wednesday nigga"

by PeteyPee January 6, 2010

celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008