Costco Cooter 

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

Costco Cooter by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024

Carnivorous Cooter 

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

Carnivorous Cooter by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025

Colon Cooter

Rectum?...Damn near destroyedum!

It's not a Bussy, Terrance. It's a Colon Cooter.

Colon Cooter by McTobes January 12, 2026

Snarfle the Cooter 

When your dog is so vigorously licking it's privates it makes motorboat sounds in order to breathe.

Man, is your dog snoring or are you letting her snarfle the cooter again?

Snarfle the Cooter by Mr. Word-tastic December 4, 2015

Pooter to Cooter 

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

Pooter to Cooter by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017

Zooted ‘n Cooted 

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

Zooted ‘n Cooted by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Duder with a cooter 

Tight homies that are chicks.

High five Bethany, you my duder with a cooter!

Duder with a cooter by Joebro February 23, 2021