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complexification

- The result of an effort to complexify an issue, effort or process. An obtuse solution to a clear problem.
- The art of making the simple, complex.
The legal babble was a robust complexification of the simple process entering a will.
Lawyers are experts in the sublime art of complexification.
The UserMeister software is a complexification of managing users on the system.
by fred hofstetter September 25, 2006
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Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.
The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.
by Ben September 19, 2003
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Deuce Coupe

Typically a lyrical reference to a 1932 Ford Deuce Coupe automobile. This auto is the background to Bruce Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light" song lyrics that Manfred Mann performed and made sound like "revved up like a douche".
We revved up our Deuce Coupe and raced some slacker with a go-cart.
by J2K_in_Denver October 18, 2008
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Electrapus complex

A combination of the Oediups and Electra complexes.

In the Oedipus complex, a man has sexual feelings for his mother, and the desire to dominate or kill his father.

In the Electra complex, a woman feels castrated by her mother, and resents her, and has sexual feelings for her father.

In the Electrapus complex, the woman has sexual feelings for her mother, and a dislike of her father.

These complexes are not to be taken literally. Not all men with an Oedipus complex actually have sexual feelings for their mother- most just end feeling desire for a woman that greatly resembles their mother, either in appearance, in personality, or both. Likewise with the Electra complex, and the Electrapus complex.
Girl 1: Man, our new prof is so hot.

Girl 2: But she's so much older than you!
Girl 1: So? I find older women attractive.

Girl 2: You've totally got an Electrapus complex, chickie.
by Iz Van H March 3, 2011
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Romeo Complex

Being in love with the idea of being in love, which describes people who seem to swing from 'vine to vine in the jungle of love' and are always in a relationship even when their choice in partner is clearly not right for them.
"He rebounded and already has a new girlfriend who is totally wrong for him as usual; the guy obviously has a Romeo complex and is just in love with the idea of being in love."
by Northern Guy November 27, 2012
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Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
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