The Carpenter

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

carbet

(pronounced CAR-BAY') A style of facial hair in which hair is grown exclusively on the neck.

Matt's carbet made it look like he was wearing a turtleneck made of hair under his sweater.

by carbet1 August 26, 2010

Carpe Diem

A word originating from the Latin language, meaning "seize the day". This phrase has began to be used to as a motivation for people to just seize the day,to stop messing around, and to live life on the edge.

After that talk with coach Consbruck, made me realize that we have to just carpe diem and go all out with whatever I do

by paulie cipriani January 12, 2009

carpe diem

Homer Simpson says "Seize the Doughnut", forget about siezing the day.

Carpe diem, MMMmmm... Doughnuts

by Huw_Jarse November 10, 2005

Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem in latin means sieze the day. It is the Renaissance way of saying YOLO.

Teacher: Carpe Diem was a major concept of Renaissance poetry and literature.

High school student (to other student): does she mean "YOLO?"

by Johnny768 November 5, 2012

caret

A caret is sometimes used to comment on a message above yours on a forum or in a chatroom (See Example One).

Sometimes, another message can be thrown between, causing confusion (See Example Two).

Example One:

Person: I liek big buttz and i cannut lie
Person2: ^ Thanks for sharing.

Example Two:
Person: I like to watch the sunset reading a long novel about romance and shit.
Person2: WHO LIKES ROLLERBLADING IN THE NUDE? I DOOOOOOO!1!!11!one!!
Person2: ^ Ur so hawt

And that's how you use a caret.

by ZCR June 21, 2014

carpe diem

originated by roman boys when girls didn't want to have sex with them. Meant that we might not be here tomorrow, so let's seize the moment today!

Roman Boy: hey, wanna have sex?
Roman Girl: i dunno...
Roman Boy: c'mon, carpe diem!
Roman Girl: okay!

by puer romanus January 27, 2009