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The doughnut

the vagina
Damn it was looking promising for you last night. Did you get the doughnut?
The doughnut by walterc February 24, 2015
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The Doughnut

HQ of UK GCHQ, or the corporate collective of employees thereof. The building looks like a doughnut from the air.
The story's bogus, according to MASINTEL from The Doughnut.
The Doughnut by Druid8391 April 16, 2022

The Doughnut Effect 

The effect of seeing something you think you want, getting that thing, and then as you begin using that thing, you realise you hate it. This is best shown with doughnuts, as they sound delicious, but as you start eating them you realize you hate them.
Guy x: God, I forgot I hate doughnuts, but I bought a dozen and only ate 1
Guy z: Its the doughnut effect!
The Doughnut Effect by Raptorjesus117 November 28, 2010

bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut 

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"

Kick the doughnut 

To insert one's toe into a butthole.
Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

Glaze the Doughnut 

Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.
Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."

Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."

glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.
i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut
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