Cande

A cande is someone artificial. This is a term to describe someone who is not real and an undercover hater. Alike to the term “Karen” (someone usually racist towards poc and a big hater for no apparent reason other than being a Karen), a “cande” is a hater to everyone and doesn’t race discriminate. Everyone can experience a “cande”. Generally their Display of personality is one that is unaligned to who they are on regular day to day I.e., displaying “fake” support and “throwing shade” out the blue. A cande is usually referring to someone of female sexual orientation. This is a fraudulent woman can sometimes be a midlife crisis, a cry for attention or help. Usually a cande is a person with extreme hidden negative energy, a hater and unauthentic.

Girl #1 : “she not even all that…”
Girl #2 : “ight, cande”

Person: “why can’t she just have a regular mid life crisis”
Other person: “girl, she’s a cande”

by Mastermindmiss July 16, 2023

Chandler

Chandler is a super sweet guy and he is a real pretty boy, you can usually find him with an Abriella. He is really funny and is into football, you can never go wrong with befriending him or even dating him. If you have a Chandler in your life never let go of him.

"Hey is that Chandler? He's super cute!"
"Too late girlie, he's already dating Abriella"

by Hoeslovedis July 21, 2023

Cande

An artificial woman. Fake friend. Unauthentic.

“Ain’t shit sweet but I’m eating cande up for breakfast”

-therealluxxluxx (American multi-genre recording artist)

by Mastermindmiss September 1, 2023

Candied Pig Lips

When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.

I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.

by KTHaven November 4, 2023

cnadle

When you can't spell because you are laughing too much.

"Cnadle?"
"You mean candle?"

by soup_suppe December 31, 2023

candey

Candey is a female name, and is someone with really long hair, preferably curly hair. Is the type to have Elsa and Rapunzel as their favorite princesses.

Candey has pretty long hair.

by nyurra November 15, 2023

cancle

to decide not to conduct or perform (something planned or expected) usually without expectation of conducting or performing it at a later time

I wanted to cancle my subscription to the 'Procrastinator's Club,' but I kept putting it off.

by bigboy92345 July 12, 2024