Cande

An artificial woman. Fake friend. Unauthentic.
Ain’t shit sweet but I’m eating cande up for breakfast”

-therealluxxluxx (American multi-genre recording artist)
by Mastermindmiss September 02, 2023
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Cande

A cande is someone artificial. This is a term to describe someone who is not real and an undercover hater. Alike to the term “Karen” (someone usually racist towards poc and a big hater for no apparent reason other than being a Karen), a “cande” is a hater to everyone and doesn’t race discriminate. Everyone can experience a “cande”. Generally their Display of personality is one that is unaligned to who they are on regular day to day I.e., displaying “fake” support and “throwing shade” out the blue. A cande is usually referring to someone of female sexual orientation. This is a fraudulent woman can sometimes be a midlife crisis, a cry for attention or help. Usually a cande is a person with extreme hidden negative energy, a hater and unauthentic.
Girl #1 : “she not even all that…”
Girl #2 : “ight, cande

Person: “why can’t she just have a regular mid life crisis
Other person: “girl, she’s a cande”
by Mastermindmiss July 16, 2023
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