Blondebun

A suburban american creature with a dyed blond bun atop their head that is commonly found living in colonies within gated neighborhoods. They can be seen walking the neighborhoods dusk, carrying large designer water bottles and wearing unnecessarily tight yoga pants on their nightly hunt for attention.

The blondebuns raided the store, ate a cashier, and stole all the bogg bags before attacking the local Target.

by Suburbanconflict November 29, 2024

Blonderexia

Addiction to blondes, blonde fetish.

Help bro I suffer from Blonderexia, I only find blondes attractive.

by Blonderexia February 29, 2024

Brenden

Brenden is the pookiebear of the friend group

“Brenden’s my pookie not yours”

by Ryebread13 March 5, 2024

Branden

A man who is completely and totally in love with Kala, and who also will never leave her or be sick of her.

Wow, he really cares about Kala… he’s a total Branden.

by captainCobalt March 6, 2024

Brenden Polly

faggot nigger monkey gay

KILL YOURSELF BRENDEN POLLY! thats why you live in ohio skibidi toilet land nigga

by kill all niggers faggot March 8, 2024

Brenden

To Brenden is to have the highest ego possible, but sucking so hard at anything you do.

Lenki: This guy missed the easiest thing possible

Noah: He Brendened it

by xDimitri1 March 21, 2024

Brande

Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .

Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.

by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024