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joke bomb

It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.

It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.

AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.

Audience: Laughs.

You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
by annamaryse December 29, 2007
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throat bomb

A "bomb" of ejaculate emitted to the back of the throat of a female, who has caused you to have an orgasm from a blow job.
Keisha was givin me head last night and I give her a massive throat bomb cuz.
by jaydubyoo February 17, 2008
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the suicide bomb

While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!
Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
by LFT April 26, 2008
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aerial bomb

this is when someone stands up on a toilet seat (or from any other high position) and takes a shit
Whoa dude!!! that aerial bomb you just took splatted all over the side of the toilet!!!
by take a guess December 6, 2004
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soy bomb

To interject one's self into a performance uninvited for the purpose of bringing attention to yourself or some cause.
The damned dirty hippie pulled a soy bomb during Bob Dylan's performance with no purpose other than to attract attention to himself.
by DB_Echo October 1, 2012
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Ass Bomb

The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.
That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.
by JohnnyBunch October 2, 2009
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BOMB File

BOMB represents the acronym for "Beat Off Mental Bank." In other words, the images u have in your mind for inspiration during masturbation.
(Two friends at a pub having a drink & checking out the ladies)

Guy #1: "Check out that girl over there in the black shirt."
Guy #2: "Already in my BOMB file, dude."
by JT Amish August 9, 2009
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