by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.
Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.
Bend over, here it comes again.
Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
Bend over, here it comes again.
Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

by foodboy96 June 12, 2021

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"
by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.
The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.
by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.
Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018
