strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

Bacon Egg and Cheese

Slang for intimate gay sax

Me and my homies Bacon Egg and Cheesed in the McDonalds Play Place.

by bossminecraft8 November 14, 2020

juicy fruit and bacon

adjective

Used to describe the smell of breath after one has performed oral sex and immediately chewed a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum afterwards.

"Man! I just had the worst day, and my girlfriend came home with a juicy fruit and bacon mouth!"

by superhero22 February 16, 2007

bacon cookies

1. vaginal discharge, genital hemorrhaging, the pre-menstrual cycle
2. A delicious treat much like chocolate-chip cookies, but made with bacon

1. "wow, looks like that bitch has had herself a batch of bacon cookies this morning."
2. "mmm, I sure could go for some bacon cookies right now. stop looking at me like that, you wordcheating cunt/word

by Lester Nelson March 24, 2003

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009