David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008

beck

A musician with some good songs.
In his latest Album Guerro his most popular song is "Girl"
Where many mistake what he says inbetween my and girl. I believe he says cyanide which doesn't make much sense other then the fact that cyanide is poison just like this woman he seems to singing about.

"Hey, My cyanide girl."

by Sexy Ben July 21, 2008

backyard tire fire

The act of taking a penis ring, symbolizing a tire, dipping it in boiling honey, symbolizing a burning tire and proceed to put the ring on and insert it into your partners butthole, thus creating a very hot, sticky mess, but also burning your partners rectum.

He thought he would play a joke and give his wife a backyard tire fire.

by Fidgets April 10, 2010

the beck

dumb bitch who sucks all the happiness away

" dude, she's being such the beck again "

by tara cracker November 10, 2008

Brooklyn Beckham

Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...

"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

Becked

To expose the truth using basic facts and events in a systematic and conitnuous manner. ie: opposite of swiftboating Named after Glenn Beck tv commentator

Van Jones got becked

by roachasylum September 11, 2009

Beckie

Beckie is a smart beautiful woman, she has massive tits and gives the best blow jobs ever, she will suck you off any time any place if she really cares about you

I’m so sick of my gf, I need to find me a Beckie

by Nathan loves Beckie July 28, 2018