Devil's Ballsack

So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.

Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.

by ImOnABoat April 7, 2014

dick and balls

Something Adam Sandler says in his song "At a Medium Pace".

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...

by ShakeSicle March 16, 2009

Top Balls

Testicles that, instead of being located underneath the penis, are on top.

Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.

Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.

by Sousafriend August 23, 2011

Green Balls

Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.

Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan

by Dylan Bigvanilla January 21, 2011

suck my balls

A better way to say "Suck my ballsack".

How would you like to go see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls!

by Occsters November 7, 2012

long balls

A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.

Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.

by alberto pardsnip August 11, 2010