Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020

Dumb Arse

Any Albert

Hey there’s a dumb arse behind you. Oh it’s Albert!

by ohyikes August 12, 2020

rat's arse

A rat's arse is usually something you don't give. So, if someone says "I don't give a rat's arse!" it's just another way of saying "I couldn't care less!" or "I don't give a fuck!"

However, it is possible to give a rat's arse, too. Many years ago a meteorological (Met) colleague working at an Antarctic base opened a crate of equipment that had been shipped to the base many months previous. Inside was the severed body of a dead rat. The rear end was put on display somewhere together with the sign: "Who gives a rat's arse? Met do!"

"I think I've left my homework on the train. Oh well, I couldn't give a rat's arse. It was bullshit anyway."

by derw00d February 10, 2022

lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man

fuk u

by jamestplz March 21, 2003

cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

by arrrrrrrrrr!!! September 30, 2006

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003