The act of defecating in one's trousers and shaking the feces down the pants leg and out of the bottom of the pants.
After John shit his pants at the Wal-Mart, he pulled an Andy Poofresne to leave the turd undetected in the sporting goods aisle.
by Theyre_Coming June 11, 2012

by ChadPKP June 4, 2016

Only the coolest dude on the planet, is always called gay but knows it isn’t true, has a 8-inch dick and loves it, and only the coolest of the friends group
by Loliisnotillegal May 28, 2018

by Realy not Ken November 21, 2021

The MoNDst Attractive guy in middle school tat you will meet. All the girls love him and call him Papi. He smells good, and has the best FREAKING HAIR.
Andy : Hey Girl Wanna date
Girl 1 : -Mind- AHhhhhhhhh papi asked me out
Girl 2 : WHAT HE SHOULD ASK ME I AM BETTER
Girl 1 : -Mind- AHhhhhhhhh papi asked me out
Girl 2 : WHAT HE SHOULD ASK ME I AM BETTER
by iamtheone737373] December 5, 2018

by itsyourbitch May 14, 2021
