Alaskan Avalanche

Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.

Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010

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alaskan whitefish

When one person freezes water in the shape of a cylinder then proceeds to use it as a dildo. They leave the ice inside of themselves until it melts. They then collect the mixture of water and juices in a container. Finally they leave the concoction on a table for someone else to drink.

Guy 1- "Hey bro just left an Alaskan Whitefish on that table over there"

Guy 2- "If that guy over there drinks that shit I'll give you 20 bucks"

Guy 3 walks over to table examines water and proceeds to drink.

Guy 1- "Where's my 20 bucks?"

by TheOneToRuleThemAll January 31, 2014

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gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008

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Alaskan Gumby

While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.

"That bitch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the Alaskan Gumby boo."

by smear em baby January 17, 2010

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