Alabama Fucknugget

Lord Jamie Mac

Lord Jamie Mac you are such an Alabama Fucknugget!

by Imateabagnobodylikesme March 14, 2015

alabama squeler

A snitch that gets raped by his very large cell mate in jail.

See that large tyrone looking fucker there. Every night you can hear his alabama squeler go off

by The dirty sage November 4, 2015

Alabama Pot Roast

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.

Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!

by Sammy951 December 20, 2015

alabama neckbrace

When the man is going down on a girl, and when hes comming up, she wraps her legs around him intill he passes out

bro she Alabama neckbraced me when i went down on her

by Bottypoper June 3, 2016

Alabama Family Reunion

A family reunion in which cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents deliberately sneak off after dinner. This usually results in a pregnancy, however the two family members do not deny it is their baby. They proudly get married and have the baby, while everyone is completely informed that the two parents are cousins.

Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Alabama Abalone Eye

When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.

Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.

by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017